[Scene opens in Sooga Village. Abyo slides into frame and cracks his hands, shows off his teeth, and flips his hair around.]
Abyo: Time to give the ladies a treat. [Walks down the street. Spots a group of ladies and jumps. The ladies see Abyo rip his shirt off. He lands dramatically, yelling] And now, I will break [Holds up three fingers] three boards with my eyes closed, as they are fired at me from this [Points to Ssoso next to a wood board throwing machine] board pitching... machine. [Ssoso pulls the lever. Wood boards go flying at Abyo, who angrily punches and kicks them. The ladies watch in silence, unimpressed, while Ching and Pucca cheer and clap.]
Ching: Whoa! [Pucca giggles. Abyo bows but is hit by a wood board, causing him to slide face down in front of the ladies. He looks up at them, dirtied.]
Abyo: So ladies, impressed? [The ladies walk away laughing] I’ll just… take that as a yes. [Ching runs over and helps Abyo up.]
Ching: Hey, how come you never try to impress me? [Abyo shakes the dirt off his head] I’m a girl.
Abyo: You’re not a girl, you’re a… [Thinks] a Ching! [Ching gasps. Abyo slaps her arm] Thanks buddy.
Ching: But… [Abyo happily runs away] but I’m his girlfriend! Everyone knows that [Pucca walks over] except… except... Abyo! [Bursts into tears. Pucca covers herself from the tears with an umbrella, thinking.]
[Scene dissolves to the Goh-Rong Restaurant, inside the kitchen with the chefs.]
Linguini: So, you want Abyo to notice you, huh? [Tosses bowl of vegetables into Ho’s pan.]
Ho: Then, why not make him [Heats pan with his powers] some tasty… hot mustard love dumplings. [Tosses the vegetables into the air.]
Uncle Dumpling: After all, [Slices the vegetables in the air. Uncle Dumpling lands after the vegetables land into bowls Linguini and Ho hold] the way to a man’s heart is through his intestines. [Linguini and Ho look at Uncle Dumpling confused. So does Ching and Pucca. Uncle Dumpling turns around to think] O-Or, is it his stomach?
[Scene transitions to Abyo holding a staff outside the Turtle Training Hall.]
Abyo: Hiii-ya! [Kicks punching bag. Continues hitting the bag with the staff.]
Ching: [Offscreen] Oh Aaaabyooo! [Abyo turns around and is hit by the bag. Cut to Ching holding a bowl of dumplings nearby] Abyo? [Abyo lands face down next to Ching] Oh, Abyo! Would you like to taste my hot mustard love dumplings? [Places bowl in front of Abyo. Abyo sniffs the air.]
Abyo: Mmm! [Scarfs down dumplings. Mustard is on his face] Boy! Ha. [Gulps] Yummy, heh! What’s in it? [Takes a final gulp]
Ching: Mustard.
Abyo: Mustard? [Dramatic piano sound effect as Abyo’s eyes widen] Mustard?! [Abyo’s head swells as Ching watches in horror] I’m allergic to mustard! [Abyo’s head continues to swell enormously as his veins pop out and grow blisters. Ching gasps at the sight as Abyo speaks in a swollen voice] Does it look bad?!
[Scene dissolves to a defeated Ching and Pucca sitting on a bench.]
Ching: I think I need a new angle. [Ching and Pucca hear Master Soo’s maidens, laughing as they listen to Master Soo.]
Master Soo: So, the dancing poodle says to the tranquilized duck... [Laughs] what d’ya mean that’s not a kazoo?! [Drum sting plays as the maidens continue laughing. Ching gasps.]
Ching: Boys love a girl with a sense of humor! All I have to do is laugh at everything Abyo says. [Abyo runs over to the girls.]
Abyo: Hurry, come quick, Santa fell down the well! [Ching giggles] No, really, he’s- he’s stuck in the well! [Ching laughs even louder, slamming the bench] Are… you okay? [Ching laughs so hard that her head detaches and hops next to Abyo, causing Won to fly off] Forget it, I’ll save him myself. [Abyo stomps away. Ching’s head starts loudly sobbing. Pucca grabs Ching’s head and puts it back onto her body. Cut to Abyo straining as he pulls Santa out of a well with rope. Santa lands on top of Abyo.]
Santa: Ho ho ho, uh funny! I-It looked like a chimney. [Ching runs over, sees the two and gasps. Pucca catches up with her.]
Ching: I’ll pretend I’m in jeopardy! Then he’ll have to save me! [Giggles as she runs off. Pucca looks up at the sky and groans.]
[Scene transitions to Muji’s lair. Inside, Muji proudly exclaims as he looks at himself in a mirror, combing his mustache.]
Muji: Ooh-hoo, yes. Ooh yeah. Sheer perfection! [Chuckles.]
Ching: [Offscreen] Hey Muji! [Muji screams, distracted. He looks over at Ching, who walks up] I want you to kidnap me.
Muji: Excuse me? [Ching continues to walk up to him.]
Ching: Here’s the deal: if you pretend to kidnap me, I’ll give you a great big can of mustache wax! [Muji gasps.]
Muji: Hm… [Muji envisions himself posing with various stylish mustaches. He sees a mount of his head with a stylish goatee. Muji then sees himself standing on top of a mountain as his mustache grows and curls in giant loops. Happy, he then looks at himself in his mirror. His mustache gestures to him.]
Muji’s Mustache: Ooh, wax me, wax me! [Giggles. Muji giggles as he looks at Ching.]
[Scene transitions back to Sooga Village. Ching and Muji spot Abyo walking from a bush and look at each other. Ching then leaps into public view and skips around, speaking in a scripted manner.]
Ching: Hoh hum, look at me! I am just minding my own business! [Muji jumps out of the bush, reading from a script.]
Muji: Ah ha! I think… [Changes pages] I will kidnap you! [Ching gasps and moves exaggeratedly.]
Ching: Oh no! [Muji changes pages again and walks alongside Ching.]
Muji: I... certainly hope there aren’t any [Looks around] cute boys around, here to stop me!
Ching: Oh, [Flings scripts out of Muji’s hands] help! Somebody save me! [Abyo notices and turns red, runs, jumps in the air, and rips his shirt off. He then picks up Muji’s scripts.]
Abyo: Here you go.
Muji: Um... thanks. [Abyo walks off.]
Abyo: No problem. And, oh, good luck with the scene!
Ching: It’s no use. Take your dumb mustache wax. [Throws a tub of mustache wax at Muji and looks down. Muji laughs as his mustache slaps him.]
Muji’s Mustache: Don’t let her go, Muji! If we hold her for real, we could get even more grooming stuff! I need more! [Muji and his mustache giggle. Muji runs past Abyo, kidnapping Ching.]
Ching: Help, heeelp! [Abyo stops and claps.]
Abyo: Wow, bravo! What realism!
[Scene transitions to Muji’s lair, where a group of zombies jump out of their pods and groan loudly. The zombies walk over and hold onto Ching’s arms.]
Muji: Hold her! Now, for the ransom note. Which one of you zombies takes dictation? [One zombie rips another zombie’s arm and holds it in the air, barking.]
[Scene transitions to an exhausted looking bird. The bird loudly pants as it carries a zombie with its feet. The zombie drops a scroll down on Abyo’s head.]
Abyo: Huh? Hm…. [Opens scroll and speaks gibberish. Pucca looks up in shock and drags Abyo with her to Muji’s lair] I didn’t know you spoke Zombie, Pucca! [Zoom in on the building.]
[Scene transitions to Muji taking a dab of mustache wax while Ching watches, tied to a pole. Muji talks to himself.]
Muji: Soon, think of all the styles you will have! [Pucca and Abyo storm the lair, kicking a group of zombies at the front away. Another group of zombies protect Muji and Ching. Pucca becomes furious and defeats the zombies while Abyo punches and kicks the air.]
Abyo: Yeah, that’s right! [Jumps on top of a zombie’s head] Look what I got for ya. [Another zombie tackles him. Pucca hops over a group of zombie’s heads and rips the rope off Ching.]
Ching: Pucca, I want Abyo to save me! [Pucca exclaims. The girls look over and see Abyo about to be submerged in a cauldron of green acid as the zombies grunt, gathered around]
Muji: Enjoy a nice relaxing… acid bath! [Muji continues lowering Abyo with a remote control.]
Ching: Abyo! [Pucca rushes over to Muji. Ching draws her sword and follows her.]
Muji: Uh oh. [Pucca knocks over the zombies. Ching whips the remote control out of Muji’s hands with her sword. Abyo screams as he continues getting lowered into the acid, as Ching and Muji continue fighting. Ching eventually slices off Muji’s mustache.] NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [Falls to the floor and gathers his mustache, silently crying as a spotlight shines dramatically on him] Without my moustache, I have no power! I am nothing. [The spotlight goes away. Abyo screams as he hangs onto the rope lowering him into the acid bath. Ching whisks him away before his feet can touch the acid, landing safely on the ground and slicing the rope off his foot.]
Abyo: Wow, Ching! [Punches the air] You can fight. [Ching blushes] You are so much cooler than other girls! [Looks away] I mean, uh… I probably could’ve gotten out of that. Whoa! [Ching tackles him and showers him in kisses. Pucca happily watches on top of a pile of the zombies, who continue groaning in defeat.]
Muji: [Offscreen] This is not over! [Cut to Muji standing at the entrance] Muji cannot be defeated so easily. Soon, my moustache will return! And so will I. [Laughs maniacally. Pucca gets up. Muji sees Pucca throw the entire pile of zombies at him. Failing to run away in time, the zombie pile lands on top of him.]
Zombies: Sooorryyy. [Pucca dusts off her hands as Ching continues kissing Abyo’s face, who clamors, having become attached to his cheek. Pucca giggles as Abyo eventually falls to the floor, still clamoring, and Ching continues kissing his face, sticking out. The screen fades to black.]